this umrao can take your jaan!

this evening i donated my share of money to a griefstricken, sobbing aishwarya. and in exchange she agreed to perform a few mujras exclusively for us! TRUE. i was in the inox kothi among those few lucky 10-20 people; sipping coke (instead of sharab, popcorn instead of paan) and watching her perform. she begged us for not expecting anything since she had already given everything to abhishek (viveik and salman too). we understand, Ms Rai, your wafa.

yeah, that was all about Umrao Jaan, which opened today across the country. now, i can relate to the producer who desperately needed something else to bring the initial crowd to this 180 mins full of crap; a rumor. but nothing could work. everything about this film is horrible, and since i am also not much interested to waste any more time on it, i agree to STOP. period and over.

Rekha in the old Umrao. Ash claims that she didnt even see the movie fearing an influence. if only she would now!